Vlad Zelenshi

Hey man, why no Ukrainian people in your books? What wrong with us?

You no like green round top tee shirts?

Give me money from your book ok and I buy new T Shirt and drones.

Vlad

Meehole Martin FF/FG

How’s the boy? I’m sending you back your book, The Inconvenient Toes.

Let me perfectly clear, going forward, as the future president of Ireland I can’t accept gifts.

Also, there are absolutely no Cork people in this book. What are you at, going forward?